Tweets of the Week

SI Staff | Jan 13, 2010

Tweets of the Week

Chad Ochocinco

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<i>Ochocinco's tweets are funnier than Jay Leno's new show:</i><br><br>''@BritneySpears Britney are you still looking for a back up dancer, there might be a lockout in 2011, my number is the same, call me.'' <br>(2:26 PM Nov 1)<br><br>''Goodnight to you all and remember haters are merely confused admirers, accept the vegetables for they taste bad but r so good for you.zzzzzz'' <br>(6:36 PM Nov 3)<br><br><i>Chapter ideas from Ochocinco's soon-to-be written book on how to get the girl when you have no money:</i> <br><br>''Ladies--overlook age and the word scrub and loser, it doent matter if he doesn't work, job won't be needed if he gets a hold of you, chptr 2''<br>(5:59 AM Nov 3)

Lance Armstrong

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''The cinnamon chip scone here in insane. And I'm a scone-ologist.''<br> (11:05 AM Nov 2)<br><br><i>As long as you don't start jumping on couches, Lance, you can be whatever kind of `ologist' you'd like.</i>

Dick Vitale

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<i>Dickie V lets us know how he really feels.</i> <br><br>''Isn't it sad that celebs like Agassi and Hulk Hogan will write anything to sell books. How pathetic!'' <br>(12:27 PM Nov 2)

Austin Daye

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''Watdo u do on a blind date and ur not feelin the person?? Wat would b ur way out'' <br>(11:00 PM Nov 5)<br><br><i>...Tweeting to the whole world that you don't like her might do the trick.</i>

Shaquille O'Neal

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<i>Shaq proves that you're never too old for ''Yo momma'' jokes.</i><br><br>''This is a great one @THE_REAL_SHAQ Yo momma so dumb she stayed in all night to study for her blood test'' <br>(12:31 AM Nov 4)

Reggie Bush

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<i>How Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian spend their time together:</i><br><br>''Watching Teen Wolf an old school classic! Lol! I swear Michael J Fox looks exactly the same like he doesn't age!''<br> (9:31 AM Nov 3)

Shaun Phillips

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<i>Shaun Phillips: outside linebacker and love guru.</i><br><br>''someone should let me pla match maker I wanna set two people up to go on a date and then let me know how it went.'' <br>(9:44 PM Nov 5)

Dwyane Wade

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<i>Dwyane Wade joins the list of celebrities asking their followers for advice.</i><br><br>''Twitter family. Question. What do u do when u love somthing or someone but u feel thy might love something more then u?'' <br>(6:38 PM Nov 2)

Charlie Villanueva

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''By the way every yankee fan should get a Philly chessesteak today''<br> (1:31 PM Nov 5)<br><br><i>New York cheesecake might be more appropriate.</i>

Jerryd Bayless

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''This Mike Tyson interview on Oprah is deep!'' <br>(4:19 PM Oct 16)<br><br><i>Three words we NEVER expected to be in the same sentence: Tyson, Oprah, and deep.</i>