Quotes of the Week

SI Staff | Mar 22, 2010

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Quotes of the Week

Tony Hawk

"Warning sign in port-a-potty: "Excessive use will result in unsatisfactory conditions." Okay, I will try to keep it to a minimum."(5:04 pm, March 21) Don't make promises you can't keep.

Tiger Woods

Tom Rinaldi: You said you were in treatment. The simple question is, for what? Tiger Woods: That's a private matter as well. But I can tell you what, it was tough, it was really tough to look at yourself in a light that you never want to look at yourself, that's pretty brutal.

Shaun Phillips

"The walk of shame shouldn't be called the walk of shame if you had a good time."(2:36 pm, March 21) We're not quite sure the name has anything to do with the kind of "time" you had.

Tito Ortiz

"U know when u got a hot chick? When she is sitting on the toilet and still looks hot as hell."(1:56 am, March 22) So first dates in bathrooms are a must?

Da'Sean Butler

"Georgetown is getting dawged right now lol this is dumb crazy!!!!! But am I surprised??! Nahhhhh"(8:03 pm, March 18) "Suck on that spike lee!!!!!"(9:32 pm, March 18) Don't expect him to direct your life story anytime soon.

C.J. Wilson

"I think gilboe and I are gonna retire with our 3-0 record in bags- the ultimate backyard bbq game (although I love bocci ball)"(10:19 pm, March 21) What happened to horseshoes?

Jared Dudle

"RT @sportsguy33: Playoff beards! Whole team needs them RT: What's the 1 thing u think the Suns need to work on before the playoffs?( lmao)"(7:08 pm, March 21) Bill Simmons, ladies and gentlemen.

Kit Cope

"Is anybody else still pissed that you can't jump around and play on the clouds"(2:02 pm, March 22) You mean you can't? Weren't you on Fear Factor?

Published Mar 22, 2010

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