Quotes of the Week

SI Staff | Apr 5, 2010

Quotes of the Week

Jeremy Shockey

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<b><i>"Tom Coughlin wanted Donovan McNabb out of the division!!"(9:59 am, April 5)</b></i> <br><br>A Super Bowl ring and a sense of humor? You're quite a catch, Jeremy.

Rob Dyrdek

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<b><i>"Do any of you good people on twitter have an empty aircraft hangar in the LA area I could borrow for a month or so?"(9:38 am, April 1)</b></i> <br><br>Hope @LAX_Official is following you.

Mike Krzyzewski

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<b><i>"Thank goodness Duke stuck with me through my growing days. Butler hasn't had to stick with [Stevens]. They should hope he sticks with them."</b></i> <br><br>Mike Krzyzewski on Butler basketball coach Brad Stevens.

Nick Swisher

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<b><i>"Getting ready to play the #RedSox again tonight! Whats up Yankee Nation?!?!?!"(12:06 pm, April 5)</b></i> <br><br>Good thing you deleted this tweet, because you play them tomorrow, not tonight.

Sean Avery

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<b><i>"@NHLShanny should start warming up for DWTS, he looks amazing in tights and white tube socks!!"(9:27 am, March 30)</b></i> <br><br>Define "amazing."

Brendan Shanahan

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<b><i>"Hey @seanaverydotcom As a matter of fact, i just signed up for DWTS Portugal! I have a medium to semi-strong fan base there. Wish me luck."(1:21 pm, March 30)</b></i> <br><br>The next thing you'll tell us is Avery loves fashion and interned at Vog -- wait...

Lance Armstrong

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<b><i>"What do you get when you have a Texan, Belgian, Frenchman, Basque, Kazak, Lithuanian, Ukranian, and a Swissman?"(9:51 am, April 1)</b></i> <br><br>A really annoying tweet?

R.J. Umberger

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<b><i>"I don't think any team in the West would be overmatched by them. They play the wrong way."</b></i> <br><br>Columbus Blue Jackets R.J. Umberger on the Washington Capitals

Harvey Levin

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<b><i>"It is mistake to look at Tiger Woods as a sports figure. He is a celebrity. "</b></i> <br><br>TMZ.com managing editor Harvey Levin

Bill Walton

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<b><i>"Instead of cursing the darkness/Light a candle for where we're going/There's something ahead."</b></i> <br><br>Bill Walton quoting Neil Young's Light a Candle when presenting Maryland's Greivis Vasquez with the Bob Cousy Point Guard of the Year Award.