Spelling in the spotlight: Life at the 88th Scripps National Spelling Bee

Experiencing the 88th Scripps National Spelling Bee, the academic counterpart to the Little League World Series.

Jack McCallum | May 27, 2015

Spelling in the spotlight: Life at the 88th Scripps National Spelling Bee /

NATIONAL HARBOR, Md.—The academic counterpart to the Little League World Series is going on now at the Gaylord Convention Center in this suburb of Washington, D.C. It’s the 88th annual Scripps National Spelling Bee, an ESPN-televised tournament of pubescent (and in some cases prepubescent) sweat and tears, a series of epic small-scale passion plays, a reality show of soul-crushing drama that’s been around much longer than “The Bachelorette,” “Top Chef,” or, for that matter, anything else. It started in 1925 when one Frank Neuhauser of Louisville, Ky., nailed “gladiolus.” Which, to be honest, I thought ended in “as.”

A “crying couch”—the official designation, by the way—sits stage right, two boxes of tissues resting, obtrusively, in the center. It is to that piece of sad furniture that participants retire after missing a word, their parents rushing to their side like visitors to a hospital bed after an emergency. You and I would be at that couch much sooner than most of the 283 competitors, who were culled from a field of 11 million, the approximate number of spellers who months ago began to qualify in regional bees. In Round Two on Wednesday morning, only four of the 283 missed words, a much higher percentage than, say, the number of barstoolers who could tell you that Joe DiMaggio hit safely in 56 straight games. Or even correctly spell “DiMaggio.”

If you want to flagellate yourself for sitting around and not getting much done, the Scripps Bee is a good place for you. Among the spellers, who come from every state and eight foreign countries, is one Ayush Noori, a 12-year-old seventh grader from Seattle who is in the process of starting his own 501 (c) (3) charity to support underprivileged children. Lela Festa (13-year-old seventh grader from Fitchburg, Mass.) started her own Etsy shop as a way to sell her crocheting creations. Junah Jang (12-year-old seventh grader from Columbia, Mo.) was in the original revival cast of “Annie” on Broadway. Neha Middela (13-year-old eighth grader from Pontiac, Mich.) wrote 50,000 words as part of the National Novel Writing Month Challenge. Daniel Taylor (14-year-old eighth grader from Las Vegas) competes in national snowboarding competitions.

Bro, what did you get done today?

The Bee’s gentle rock star is a man named Jacques Bailly, a classics Ph.D who teaches at the University of Vermont and has been the Bee’s official pronouncer since 2003. Which means that he gets a lot of airtime on ESPN for one day every May. He was the 1980 Bee champion, winning that competition by spelling “elucubrate.” The Bee cultivates an extended family feeling. Two of this year’s judges, Blake Giddens (1983) and George Thampy (2000), are former champions, having spelled “Purim” and “demarche,” respectively. And the Bee’s executive director, Paige Kimble (née Pipkin) finished second to Bailly in ’80, then won the following year by spelling “sarcophagus.”

It was at that first bee that their mothers, Jeannie Pipkin and Florence Bailly, met and became “telephone buddies,” in Kimble’s words. “In fact, we visited the Baillys in Denver that summer,” Kimble said during a noon break in the competition on Wednesday, “and lo and behold, the 1982 champion, Molly Dieveney, was a neighbor of theirs.” (Dieveney’s final word was “psoriasis,” tied for the least appetizing championship word in Bee history with 1965’s “eczema.”)

You and the young Bailee weren’t boyfriend and girlfriend by any chance? she was asked.

“Oh, no, nothing like that,” Kimble said. “We lost touch and reconnected when we got back involved with the Bee.”

Many of the spellers come to the microphone and address Bailly personally, perhaps with a hearty “Good morning, Dr. Bailly” or even a casual “It’s a nice day, isn’t it, Mr. Bailly?’’ which came from the dulcet voice of nine-year-old Naysa Modi in Round Three on Wednesday. Sometimes the shoutouts to Dr. B. are uttered out of nervousness but more because the spellers feel a personal connection to the man, whose tone, while soothing, is also didactic, as befitting a Plato specialist. It is Bailly the spellers hear on the prep materials they receive from Scripps, so in a sense he’s with them all year, an avuncular voice in their ear.

One senses Bailly’s pain when a word is missed—wisely, it is signaled by the light tingle of a bell rather than the pronouncer screaming “WRONG!” which is how a Trump-sponsored contest would unfold. “I want them all to do well,” Bailly says. Among the words missed in the much tougher afternoon round were “geelhout” (incorrectly spelled as “gheelhaut,” which sounds more correct to me), “scagliola” (incorrectly spelled as “scaliola,” but in either case sounds like something you wouldn't want to suffer from) and “Zamzummim” (incorrectly spelled “Zamzumim”). Even if I had a maxzummim amount of time, I wouldn’t have gotten that last one.

The tension is excruciating. The sight of a diminutive kid—the oldest spellers are 15 (eighth grade or below is the cutoff) but there were three nine-year-old qualifiers this year—standing at a microphone, facing an audience of grownups, peers behind him … it’s sometimes hard to take. And that is without factoring in the ESPN cameras aimed at him like he’s a bug under a microscope.

“I understand that,” says Bailly. “But, really, I think being on television energizes these kids more than anything.”

He’s probably right. The TV component has been a major part of the Bee for the last 22 years, and, obviously, it’s a ratings winner; ESPN isn’t here live just to advance literacy in America. Every August we watch 12-year-olds shed tears when they screw up a groundball, so here they are making an error on “fanfaronade,” which was incorrectly offered as “fanfarronade.” At that age, most of us wouldn’t have had a shot on either the groundball or the word.

The hardest names to spell in sports

Hardest Names to Spell in Sports

Giannis Antetokounmpo (Pronounced: YAHN-iss ah-deh-toh-KOON-boh)

Used in a sentence: Antetokounmpo was named to the All-Rookie second team after the Bucks picked him 15th overall in the 2013 NBA Draft.

Jarrod Saltalamacchia (Pronounced: sal-tuh-la-MAH-kee-yuh)

Used in a sentence: Saltalamacchia boasts the longest last name in MLB history, with 14 characters.

Adeiny Hechavarria (Pronounced: a-DAY-nee etch-eh-var-EE-ah)

Used in a sentence: Hechevarria came to Miami as part of the blockbuster Jose Reyes deal in 2012.

Ndamukong Suh (Pronounced: in-DOM-ə-kin SOO)

Used in a sentence: Ndamukong Suh is disruptive on the field, in ways both good and bad.

Erisbel Arruebarrena (Pronounced: ehr-ees-BELL Arr-ru-eh-BAHR-ena)

Used in a sentence: No word on if Dodgers announcer Vin Scully can pronounce Arruebarruena yet.

Mike Krzyzewski (Pronounced: Shuh-SHEV-skee)

Used in a sentence: Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski is beloved by ESPN announcer Dick Vitale.

Steve Wojciechowski (Pronounced: woe-juh-HOW-skee)

Used in a sentence: Longtime Mike Krzyzewski assistant and former Duke guard Wojciechowski was named Marquette's head coach in 2014.

Louis Oosthuizen (Pronounced: WUUST-hayzen)

Used in a sentence: We wonder if Oosthuizen and CBS Golf Analyst Peter Oosterhuis are friends.

Dustin Byfuglien (Pronounced: BUHF-lihn)

Used in a sentence: Byfuglien scored 18 goals and added 27 assists on the Winnipeg blue line this season.

Patrick Wiercioch (Pronounced: WEER-kawsh)

Used in a sentence: The young Wiercioch appeared in 56 games for Ottawa this season.

Sokratis Papastathopoulos (Pronounced: so-KRA-tees pa-pa-sta-THO-po-los)

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Used in a sentence: Papastathopolous captained Greece in the 2014 World Cup.

Anatoliy Tymoshchuk (Pronounced: a-na-TOH-lee TIM-oh-shuke)

Used in a sentence: Anatoliy Tymoschuk captained the Ukrainian national team, who failed to qualify for the 2014 World Cup.

Wojciech Szczesny (Pronounced: VOY-chek sher-shez-nee)

Used in a sentence: Wojiech Szczesny debuted for Arsenal in 2009 at the age of 19 and established himself as the starting keeper a year later.

Ifeadi Odenigbo (Pronounced: if-AH-dee o-DEN-uh-bo)

Used in a sentence: Ifeadi Odenigbo recorded 8.5 sacks for Northwestern as a third-down pass-rusher over the last two seasons.

Marc Rzepczynski (Pronounced: zep-CHIN-skee)

Used in a sentence: Rzepczynski goes by the nickname "Scrabble" in the clubhouse.

Jeff Samardzija (Pronounced: suh-MAR-jah)

Used in a sentence: Samardzija started a game at an empty Camden Yards on April 29, 2015.

Mark Buehrle (Pronounced: BURR-lee)

Used in a sentence: Buehrle pitched a no-hitter in 2007 and a perfect game in 2009.

Ben Roethlisberger (Pronounced: RAWTH-lihs-bur-gur)

Used in a sentence: Roethlisberger inspired the "Roethlisburger" sandwich at a Pittsburgh restaurant.

Valtteri Filppula (Pronounced: val-TEHR-ee fihl-POO-luh)

Used in a sentence: Valtteri Filppula recorded 58 points in his first season with Tampa Bay after spending his first eight in Detroit.

Niklas Hjalmarsson (Pronounced: JAHL-muhr-suhn)

Used in a sentence: The gritty Hjalmarsson is always among the leaders in blocked shots during the NHL playoffs.

Jenrry Mejia (Pronounced: HEN-ree meh-HEE-ya

Used in a sentence: Jennry Mejia received an 80-game suspension after testing positive for Stanozolol.

Xander Bogaerts (Pronounced: ZAN-der BOH-gahrts)

Used in a sentence: Bogaerts, once a top Boston farmhand, batted a disappointing .240 last season.

Jedd Gyorko (Pronounced: JERK-oh)

Used in a sentence: Gyorko hit 23 home runs for the Padres as a rookie in 2013, but has struggled since.

Dwyane Wade (Pronounced: duh-WAYNE)

Used in a sentence: Dwyane Wade just flopped.

Cedric Ogbuehi (Pronounced: ah-Boo-hee)

Used in a sentence: Ogbuehi was the Bengals' first-round draft pick in 2015.

Kirk Nieuwenhuis (Pronounced: NEW-en-Hi-S)

Used in a sentence: Nieuwenhuis is batting only .079 and was just traded to the Angels.

Matthew Dellavedova (Pronounced: dell-ah-veh-DOH-vuh)

Used in a sentence: Not even National Spelling Bee kids can spell Dellavedova.

Published May 27, 2015

JACK MCCALLUM

Special Contributor, Sports Illustrated As a member of the Basketball Hall of Fame, it seems obvious what Jack McCallum would choose as his favorite sport to cover. "You would think it would be pro basketball," says McCallum, a Sports Illustrated special contributor, "but it would be anything where I'm the only reporter there because all the stuff you gather is your own." For three decades McCallum's rollicking prose has entertained SI readers. He joined Sports Illustrated in 1981 and famously chronicled the Celtics-Lakers battles of 1980s. McCallum returned to the NBA beat for the 2001-02 season, having covered the league for eight years in the Bird-Magic heydays. He has edited the weekly Scorecard section of the magazine, written frequently for the Swimsuit Issue and commemorative division and is currently a contributor to SI.com. McCallum cited a series of pieces about a 1989 summer vacation he took with his family as his most memorable SI assignment. "A paid summer va-kay? Of course it's my favorite," says McCallum. In 2008, McCallum profiled Special Olympics founder Eunice Shriver, winner of SI's first Sportsman of the Year Legacy Award. McCallum has written 10 books, including Dream Team, which spent six seeks on the New York Times best-seller list in 2012, and his 2007 novel, Foul Lines, about pro basketball (with SI colleague Jon Wertheim). His book about his experience with cancer, The Prostate Monologues, came out in September 2013, and his 2007 book, Seven Seconds or Less: My Season on the Bench with the Runnin' and Gunnin' Phoenix Suns, was a best-selling behind-the-scenes account of the Suns' 2005-06 season. He has also written scripts for various SI Sportsman of the Year shows, "pontificated on so many TV shows about pro hoops that I have my own IMDB entry," and teaches college journalism. In September 2005, McCallum was presented with the Curt Gowdy Award, given annually by the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame for outstanding basketball writing. McCallum was previously awarded the National Women Sports Foundation Media Award. Before Sports Illustrated, McCallum worked at four newspapers, including the Baltimore News-American, where he covered the Baltimore Colts in 1980. He received a B.A. in English from Muhlenberg College in Allentown, Pa. and holds an M.A. in English Literature from Lehigh University. He and his wife, Donna, reside in Bethlehem, Pa., and have two adult sons, Jamie and Chris.