Why Your Team Won't Win The NBA Title

Why Your Team Won't Win The NBA Title
Why Your Team Won't Win The NBA Title /

Why Your Team Won't Win The NBA Title

Atlanta Hawks

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Because the Hawks are three Hall of Famers short of truly becoming the Eastern Conference's version of the Spurs.

Boston Celtics

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Rumor has it Rajon Rondo’s house is somewhere on Craigslist.

Brooklyn Nets

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Deron Williams, Joe Johnson, Andrei Kirilenko and Kevin Garnett would be a great foundation in 2005.

Charlotte Hornets

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Kent Smith/NBAE via Getty Images

Do you really think Lance Stephenson is anyone’s missing piece?

Chicago Bulls

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Randy Belice/NBAE via Getty Images

Surgically. Repaired. Knees.

Cleveland Cavaliers

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Jason Miller/Getty Images

LeBron this, Love that. No rookie NBA coach has ever won a title.

Dallas Mavericks

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Mark Duncan/AP

Tyson Chandler might have been able to fix this defense five years ago.

Denver Nuggets

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Ethan Miller/Getty Images

Kenneth Faried’s great summer means little in the ultra-competitive West.

Detroit Pistons

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Paul Sancya/AP

Stan Van Gundy’s behind the wheel…some assembly required.

Golden State Warriors

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Juan O'Campo/NBAE via Getty Images

Everyone on the team can shoot -- even the coach. Now what?

Houston Rockets

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Fernando Medina/NBAE via Getty Images

Because “role players" matter more than James Harden thinks.

Indiana Pacers

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AJ Mast/AP

Without PG-13, this movie won’t be worth watching.

Los Angeles Clippers

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Andrew D. Bernstein/NBAE via Getty Images

Come playoff time, Lob City is macro-soft until further notice.

Los Angeles Lakers

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Andrew D. Bernstein/NBAE via Getty Images

Welcome to Kobe’s island of misfit toys.

Memphis Grizzlies

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Danny Johnston/AP

Another year and Memphis’ best wings are still frying on Beale Street.

Miami Heat

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Wilfredo Lee/AP

No King? Checkmate.

Milwaukee Bucks

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David Sherman/NBAE via Getty Images

Jason’s kids have a long way to go.

Minnesota Timberwolves

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Jordan Johnson/NBAE via Getty Images

Rubio to Wiggins will be fun, but productive?

New Orleans Pelicans

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Layne Murdoch Jr./NBAE via Getty Images

Maybe if they all grew unibrows...

New York Knicks

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John Minchillo/AP

If Melo could average 50 in the triangle, they’d still be about 50 points per game short of going .500.

Oklahoma City Thunder

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Sue Ogrocki/AP

Basketball is a game of inches. And feet. Specifically, Kevin Durant's.

Orlando Magic

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Fernando Medina/NBAE via Getty Images

Because the Wizarding World of Harry Potter is currently Orlando’s most exciting Magic attraction.

Philadelphia 76ers

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Jesse D. Garrabrant/NBAE via Getty Images

If Philly could get a win for every draft pick they own, they’d be relatively close to last year’s victory count.

Phoenix Suns

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Rocky Widner/NBAE via Getty Images

No frontcourt depth? Oh brother(s).

Portland Trail Blazers

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Sam Forencich/NBAE via Getty Images

Getting over the playoff hump is so tough, not even a Kaman can do it.

Sacramento Kings

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Rocky Widner/NBAE via Getty Images

Once again, Boogie dances alone.

San Antonio Spurs

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Darren Abate/AP

The fact that retirement home jokes are getting old says something.

Toronto Raptors

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Rene Johnston/Getty Images

Jury’s still out on a DeRozan-Drake shooting contest.

Utah Jazz

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Melissa Majchrzak/NBAE via Getty Images

This rebuild does the win count no Favors.

Washington Wizards

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Carolyn Kaster/AP

At age 37, it’s just not that hard to handle the Truth.


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