Employing NBA draft history to project production from each first round pick

SI.com uses NBA draft history as a tool to assess each 2015 pick.

Brendan Maloy | Jun 23, 2015

Employing NBA draft history to project production from each first round pick /

The NBA draft is coming up on Thursday, and while fans wade through mock drafts and scouting reports of the top prospects, we decided to go through the numbers to give fans a rough Idea of what they can expect production wise from each pick in the first round.

By taking every first rounder drafted from 2000 to 2011 and averaging their statistics over the first four years in the league (the current length of a rookie contract) we came up with a helpful, if unscientific, player composite that shows what fans can expect with each pick.

We also averaged the number of years each player spent with the team that drafted them, because it does not really do any team much good to use a draft pick on a player they will trade or cut after just one season.

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No. 1 pick

Stats: 16.6 PPG, 6.9 REB, 3.4 AST, 1 STL, 1 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 41

Average years with team: 5.8

Best Case Scenario:LeBron James (Cavaliers). If you can.

Worst Case Scenario:Greg Oden (Blazers), whose name fills fans with sadness and GMs with terror.

No. 2 pick

Stats: 11.8 PPG, 5.6 REB, 1.6 AST, 0.7 STL, 0.9 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 11

Average years with team: 4.4

Best Case Scenario:Kevin Durant (Sonics/Thunder), who was somehow not the number one pick but has already won one MVP award and may win more before he is done.

Worst Case scenario: Memphis paid a high price to discover Hasheem Thabeet's shot blocking skills did not translate to the NBA.

No. 3 pick

Stats: 14 PPG, 4.9 REB, 2.7 AST, 0.8 STL, 0.6 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 26

Average years with team: 4.5

Best Case Scenario: While Carmelo Anthony may not have left Denver on the best terms, it is hard to be upset with seven-plus seasons of 24.8 points per game and 6.8 rebounds.

Worst Case Scenario:Clippers pick Darius Miles is the poster boy for a 2000 NBA draft class that many consider the worst in history.

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No. 4 pick

Stats: 12.8 PPG, 5.3 REB, 3.3 AST, 1 STL, 0.6 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 22

Average Years With Team: 4.4

Best Case Scenario:Knicks fans rejoice, the fourth pick has seen some mega talent like Chris Paul, Chris Bosh, and Russell Westbrook.

Worst Case Scenario:Bulls' 2000 pick Marcus Fizer beats out the Bulls' 2001 pick Eddy Curry, although no NBA fan would like to see their draft pick compared to each other like that.

No. 5 pick

Stats: 13 PPG, 5.5 REB, 3.2 AST, 1 STL, 0.5 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 16

Average Years With Team: 4.5

Best Case Scenario: No player on this list has given the team that drafted them more than Dwyane Wade who has remained with the Heat through 12 seasons, although there is some rumbling that a dozen years in South Beach may be it for Wade with the Heat.

Worst Case: Georgian superstar Nikoloz Tskitishvili, who averaged a whopping 2.9 points per game in his nearly three years with the Nuggets.

No. 6 pick

Stats: 9.6 PPG, 4 REB, 1.8 AST, 0.7 STL, 0.6 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 4

Average Years With Team: 3.5

Best Case Scenario: Brandon Roy (Blazers) is definitely the best player taken with this pick, although injuries robbed him of a full NBA career.

Worst Case scenario: DerMarr Johnson (Hawks), another member of the often, and fairly, maligned draft class of 2000.

No. 7 pick

Stats: 12.2 PPG, 5.1 REB, 2.5 AST, 1 STL, 0.7 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 4

Average Years With Team: 4.8

Best Case Scenario:Stephen Curry (Warriors), who is very good at basketball.

Worst Case Scenario: Chris Mihm (Bulls). A serviceable backup center is not a bad thing to have, but you would probably rather have Curry.

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No. 8 pick

Stats: 8.4 PPG, 4.3 REB, 1.7 AST, 0.7 STL, 0.5 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 0

Average Years With Team: 2.5

Best Case Scenario:Rudy Gay (Grizzlies) is a proven NBA scorer, even if he may not have lived up to a hefty contract.

Worst Case Scenario: Joe Alexander, who recently said that the Milwaukee Bucks should share some of the blame for this failed draft pick.

No. 9 pick

Stats: 10.1 PTS, 4.2 REB, 2 AST, 0.7 STL, 0.6 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 10

Average Years With Team: 4.4

Best Case Scenario: Amar’e Stoudemire (Suns) is standing tall and talented among those drafted at No. 9.

Worst Case scenario: Getting 2.1 points and 1.4 rebounds per game from a 7-foot lottery pick is not what any team hopes for, but it is what the Warriors got from 2006 pick Patrick O’Bryant.

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No. 10 pick

Stats: 10.1 PPG, 3.9 REB, 2 AST, 0.7 STL, 0.5 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 13

Average Years With Team: 3.6

Best Case Scenario: Another talent rich spot with Paul George (Pacers), Joe Johnson (Celtics) and Brook Lopez (Nets) all rounding out the top third of their draft classes.

Worst Case: Mouhamed Saer Sene was selected one pick after O'Bryant and gave the Sonics an almost identically poor output.

No. 11 pick

Stats: 6.2 PPG, 2.9 REB, 1.2 AST, 0.5 STL, 0.3 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 1

Average Years With Team: 3.3

Best Case Scenario: There is a steep drop off in talent from Nos. 10 to 11, with Warriors' Klay Thompson standing far above the rest of the pack.

Worst Case Scenario:Magic's 2005 pick Fran Vazquez. Is there anything worse that can happen with a draft pick then them simply refusing to play in the NBA?

No. 12 pick

Stats: 7.6 PTS, 4 REB, 1 AST, 0.6 STL, 0.5 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 0

Average Years With Team: 5

Best Case Scenario: Probably Thaddeus Young (Sixers).

Worst Case: Yaroslav Korolev (Clippers). No. 12 may not be a marquee pick, but you are definitely hoping to squeeze out more than 34 games from a lottery pick.

No. 13 pick

Stats: 7.9 PPG, 3.5 REB, 1.5 AST, 0.7 STL, 0.4 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 0

Average Years With Team: 3.1

Best Case Scenario:Richard Jefferson served ably as the No. 2 option on a Nets team that made it to the NBA Finals, and has transitioned nicely into a veteran role later in his career.

Worst Case Scenario: Marcus Haislip (Bucks) only managed to appear in 89 games over four seasons in the NBA.

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No. 14 pick

Stats: 8.2 PTS, 3.6 REB, 1.6 AST, 0.7 STL, 0.4 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 0

Average Years With Team: 2.9

Best Case: Unfortunately for the Thunder, the 14th pick lacks any real bright spots, with Ronnie Brewer (Jazz) likely having the most impact of anyone drafted here since 2000.

Worst Case: Mateen Cleaves (Pistons) was not really NBA material at point guard, averaging 3.6 points and 1.9 assists during his run in the league.

No. 15 pick

Stats: 6.7 PTS, 3.5 REB, 1 AST, 0.5 STL, 0.6 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 0

Average Years With Team: 3.3

Best Case Scenario: Kawhi Leonard would probably go first overall in this year's draft. The Spurs got him with the 15th pick in 2011.

Worst Case Scenario: The Magic's 2003 pick Reece Gaines managed to score a total of 123 points in three NBA seasons.

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No. 16 pick

Stats: 7.2 PPG, 3.4 REB, 1 AST, 0.5 STL, 0.4 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 0

Average Years With Team: 2

Best Case Scenario:Nikola Vucevic (Magic) has shown himself to be a very capable big man in the last few seasons, averaging 19 points and 10 rebounds in '14-15. The award still goes to Nick Young (Wizards), though, on Swagger points.

Worst Case Scenario: Troy Bell appeared in six games for the Grizzlies in '03-04 and that was the extent of his NBA career.

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No. 17 pick

Stats: 9 PPG, 4.1 REB, 1.7 AST, 1.3 STL, 0.8 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 4

Average Years With Team: 4.3

Best Case Scenario:Danny Granger was a franchise player for the better part of a decade for the Pacers, and averaged 18.2 points for the team before a knee injury held him to just 5 games in '12-13.

Worst Case Scenario: Michael Bradley (Raptors) offers another cautionary tale about falling in love with height, as the big man started just 13 games in his career and averaged 2.8 points and 2.1 rebounds per game.

No. 18 pick

Stats: 8 PPG, 3.2 REB, 1.6 AST, 0.6 STL, 0.5 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 2

Average Years With Team: 3.5

Best Case Scenario: Several diamonds in the rough have been found at No. 18, including J.R. Smith (Hornets/Pelicans), David West (Pacers) and Ty Lawson (Nuggets).

Worst Case Scenario: The Timberwolves forfeited this pick in 2001 as part of the Joe Smith tampering fiasco, which is a pretty much the worst possible use of a pick.

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No. 19 pick

Stats: 7.4 PPG, 3.6 REB, 1.2 AST, 0.6 STL, 0.4 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 2

Average Years With Team: 3.5

Best Case Scenario: Things are getting pretty thin as we prepare to enter the final third of the first round, with a solid player like Tobias Harris (Bucks) as a good get in this region.

Worst Case Scenario: Actually, maybe drafting Javaris Crittenton (Lakers) is worse than forfeiting your pick.

No. 20 pick

Stats: 7.4 PPG, 3.4 REB, 1.7 AST, 0.7 STL, 0.4 BLK

Appearances All-Star: 3

Average Years With Team: 3.2

Best Case Scenario: Coming up with player of Zach Randolph's (Blazers) quality this late in the draft is a true miracle, but it has happened before so Raptors fans can hold out some slim hope.

Worst Case Scenario:Russell Westbrook averaged more points per game last season than Nuggets 2005 pick Julius Hodge scored in his entire career.

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No. 21 pick

Stats: 7.5 PPG, 3.1 REB, 2.1 AST, 0.7 STL, 0.3 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 4

Average Years With Team: 3.6

Best Case Scenario: A surprising amount of talent has come out of the No. 21 spot with Ryan Anderson (Nets), Darren Collison (Hornets/Pelicans), Rajon Rondo (Celtics), Nate Robinson (Knicks) and Boris Diaw (Hawks) all being taken here, so Mavericks fans have reason to be hopeful.

Worst Case Scenario: Pavel Podkolzine (Mavericks) is the only player in our sample size who failed to break the 1 point per game mark.

No. 22 pick

Stats: 6.2 PPG, 2.0 REB, 1.4 AST, 0.6 STL, 0.2 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 0

Average Years With Team: 2.2

Best Case Scenario:Kenneth Faried has been a high-energy, low-post force since he was drafted by the Nuggets in 2011.

Worst Case Scenario:Celtics 2001 pick Joseph Forte put up 1.2 points per game in 25 NBA appearances.

No. 23 pick

Stats: 7.2 PPG, 3.6 REB, 1.1 AST, 0.6 STL, 0.5 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 0

Average Years With Team: 4

Best Case Scenario: Tayshaun Prince (Pistons) was a major contributor on a championship team, which is an impressive feat for a No. 23 pick.

Worst Case Scenario: The Trail Blazers' 2004 pick Sergei Monia did not even make it through a full season in the NBA.

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No. 24 pick

Stats: 7.2 PPG, 3.4 REB, 1.7 AST, 0.6 STL, 0.5 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 1

Average Years With Team: 3

Best Case Scenario: The Thunder turned this pick into years of solid rim protection by drafting Serge Ibaka in 2009.

Worst Case Scenario: In 2000, the Bulls turned this pick into Dalibor Bagaric and three years of 1.6 rebounds a game.

No. 25 pick

Stats: 6.6 PPG, 2.8 REB, 1.3 AST, 0.6 STL, 0.4 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 0

Average Years With Team: 3.4

Best Case Scenario: Portland grabbed a quality wingman in Nicolas Batum in 2008, while the Celtics grabbed a shutdown defender in Tony Allen in 2005.

Worst Case Scenario: Utah likely wishes they had a do over on 2007 pick Morris Almond, who played in just 34 games for the team before heading to the D-League.

No. 26 pick

Stats: 7 PPG, 2.7 REB, 1.3 AST, 0.5 STL, 0.4 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 1

Average Years With Team: 3.6

Best Case Scenario: The Spurs are in a good position with the No. 26 pick as several quality rotation players like George Hill, Taj Gibson, Kevin Martin and Jason Maxiell have been take in this slot.

Worst Case Scenario: Expectations aren't high this late in the draft but Ndudi Ebi's NBA career was disappointing by any standard, averaging 2.1 points and 1 rebound a night.

No. 27 pick

Stats: 6.3 PPG, 3.2 REB, 1.2 AST, 0.5 STL, 0.5 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 0

Average Years With Team: 3.8

Best Case Scenario:Kendrick Perkins has slowed considerably these days, but there was a time when he could defend the paint with the league's best.

Worst Case Scenario: Celtics 2011 pick JaJuan Johnson spent a season in the league, pulling in 1.6 rebounds per game before being traded and then waived.

No. 28 pick

Stats: 6.6 PPG, 2.3 REB, 2.1 AST, 0.6 STL, 0.2 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 0

Average Years With Team: 3.5

Best Case Scenario:Leandro Barbosa has been an able backup point guard for a dozen years now, which is tremendous value for the Suns' No. 28 pick in 2003.

Worst Case Scenario: St John's star Erick Barkley could not translate his skills to the NBA in two seasons with the Trail Blazers.

No. 29 pick

Stats: 6.5 PPG, 2.6 REB, 1.6 AST, 1.6 STL, 0.2 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 7

Average Years With Team: 3.9

Best Case Scenario:Tony Parker is by far the best player taken in this position. If there is still a player as good as Parker on the board at this point on Thursday, the Nets have received an amazing gift.

Worst Case Scenario: Orlando's 2011 pick Daniel Orton tried out three teams in as many years and was unable to string together more than 100 points in a season with any of them.

No. 30 pick

Stats: 5 PPG, 2.8 REB, 1 AST, 0.5 STL, 0.3 BLK

All-Star Appearances: 3

Average Years With Team: 2.2

Best Case Scenario: Reigning NBA Most Improved Player Jimmy Butler was taken by the Bulls in this slot in 2012, and he will have a lot of suitors when he hits the free agency market this summer.

Worst Case Scenario: Petteri Koponen has yet to make it over to the NBA from Finland but has already been traded twice, and the Mavericks currently own the rights to sign the 27-year-old guard.

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Anthony Bennett, Cavaliers | No. 1 pick, 2013

After burning out in both Cleveland and Minnesota in just two years, Bennett hardly logged any minutes in Toronto when the Raptors waived him on Feb. 29, 2016. The No. 1 overall pick, who was recently dropped by the Nets, owns averages of 4.4 points and 3.1 rebounds in just 12.6 minutes per game.

Hasheem Thabeet, Grizzlies | No. 2 pick, 2009

Thabeet has already been passed from Memphis to Houston to Portland to Oklahoma City. The former UConn center was always thought to be a long-term project, but he's yet to develop into a solid NBA center. He has career averages of 2.2 points and 2.7 rebounds in 10.5 minutes.

Joe Alexander, Bucks | No. 8 pick, 2008

Alexander hasn't played in the NBA since 2010 (he was in Warriors camp in 2013) after averaging 4.2 points in 67 games. Ryan Anderson, Serge Ibaka and Nicolas Batum were among the fellow forwards who were taken after Alexander in the first round.

Greg Oden, Trail Blazers | No. 1 pick, 2007

"I know I'm one of the biggest busts in NBA history and I know that it'll only get worse as Kevin Durant continues doing big things ... It's frustrating that my body can't do what my mind wants it to do sometimes. But worrying or complaining about it isn't going to fix anything," said Oden. After being released by the Blazers in March 2012, Oden spent the entire 2012-13 season rehabilitating from multiple knee surgeries. He last played, sparingly, with the Heat in 2014.

Adam Morrison, Bobcats | No. 3 pick, 2006

Five years after missing on Kwame Brown, Michael Jordan fared no better with Morrison. The former Gonzaga star averaged 11.8 points as a rookie but shot only 37.6 percent. He missed the next season with a knee injury, was traded to the Lakers in 2009 and quietly fell out of the league in 2010.

Fran Vazquez, Magic | No. 11 pick, 2005

This isn't about the Spanish big man's NBA body of work — after all, there is none. It's about the fact that Orlando used a valuable lottery pick on a player who hasn't even suited up for them. Vazquez is now 31 with over a decade under his belt in the Spanish league.

Rafael Araujo, Raptors | No. 8 pick, 2004

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He went about 10 spots higher than was expected, and about 25 spots higher than was deserved. The 6-11 center from BYU was a three-year washout in the NBA.

Darko Milicic, Pistons | No. 2 pick, 2003

LeBron James, Milicic, Carmelo Anthony, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade — which top five pick from 2003 doesn't belong? In fairness, the 28-year-old Milicic showed flashes of strong play. But overall, in 10 seasons Milicic averaged 6.0 points and 4.2 rebounds while playing for six teams; he did not play in the NBA in 2013-14. Joe Dumars and the Pistons whiffed on this one.

Nikoloz Tskitishvili, Nuggets | No. 5 pick, 2002

Skita created a buzz with his predraft workouts, and that was that. Four teams discarded him in four seasons. Then-GM Kiki Vandeweghe and the Nuggets did better with the other 19-year-old they acquired two picks later: Nene.

Kwame Brown, Wizards | No. 1 pick, 2001

Michael Jordan's handpicked choice played for seven teams in 12 seasons and sports career averages of 6.6 points and 5.5 rebounds. Brown, however, did experience something of a rebirth after reuniting with Jordan in Charlotte in 2010-11, when the 6-11 center averaged 9.4 points and 7.0 rebounds. Those were his best numbers since 2006-07. He was hurt for most of 2011-12 after signing with Golden State and played limited minutes with Philadelphia in 2012-13 before being waived in November 2013.

2000 first round

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Most of the GMs in '00 got their picks right; this was just a bad group of players. Here was the top half of the first round: Kenyon Martin, Stromile Swift, Darius Miles, Marcus Fizer, Mike Miller, DerMarr Johnson, Chris Mihm, Jamal Crawford, Joel Przybilla, Keyon Dooling, Jerome Moiso, Etan Thomas, Courtney Alexander, Mateen Cleaves and Jason Collier. Particularly unfortunate for the Clippers, who wound up with three of the top 18 picks.

Jonathan Bender, Pacers (via Raptors) | No. 5 pick, 1999

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Indiana acquired the draft rights to the preps-to-pros, Kevin-Garnett look-alike for solid big man Antonio Davis. Bender showed tantalizing flashes of his potential but never put it together before cutting short his career because of knee injuries in February 2006. Bender had a 25-game comeback with the Knicks in 2009-2010.

Michael Olowokandi, Clippers | No. 1 pick, 1998

Bust-worthy on so many levels. The Kandi Man was taken before future All-Stars Antawn Jamison, Vince Carter, Dirk Nowitzki and Paul Pierce and a host of more suitable selections. Even the final pick of the first round, Nazr Mohammed, has had a much more distinguished career in the pivot.

Robert Traylor, Bucks (via Mavs) | No. 6 pick, 1998

In a prearranged draft-night trade that turned into one of the most lopsided deals in history, the Mavericks sent Traylor to the Bucks for Dirk Nowitzki and Pat Garrity, whom Dallas dealt to Phoenix for Steve Nash. Nowitzki was named MVP in 2007 and led the Mavs to the 2011 title with an epic postseason performance. Meanwhile, the Tractor averaged 4.8 points and 3.7 rebounds in seven seasons.

Joe Smith, Warriors | No. 1 pick, 1995

Average in name and game, Smith was serviceable while playing for 12 teams over 16 years, but later selections Antonio McDyess, Jerry Stackhouse, Rasheed Wallace and (especially) Kevin Garnett enjoyed better careers.

Ed O'Bannon, Nets | No. 9 pick, 1995

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The older and better of the brothers who led UCLA to an NCAA championship in 1995, O'Bannon is the perfect example of a player who had multiple talents but none that rose to an NBA level. He lasted only two seasons, playing with the Nets and Mavericks.

Shawn Bradley, 76ers | No. 2 pick, 1993

Find him on a poster near you. To his credit, Bradley developed into a so-so big man who ranks 14th on the all-time list in blocks. He's the perfect example of a player whose draft position colors the perception of his career.

Bo Kimble, Clippers | No. 8 pick, 1990

A high-scoring, high-profile college star at Loyola Marymount, Kimble was out of the league after 105 NBA games split between the Clippers and Knicks.

Danny Ferry, Clippers | No. 2 pick, 1989

Ferry had no interest in playing for the Clippers so he toiled for a season in Italy before Los Angeles agreed to trade his rights. Well-respected Cavs GM Wayne Embry made one of the worst moves of his career by sending scoring machine Ron Harper to the Clippers for Ferry, who spent 10 nondescript seasons in Cleveland. (Incidentally, the player taken before Ferry, Pervis Ellison, makes many "bust" lists, though he did have a couple of strong seasons before injuries wrecked his career.)

Dennis Hopson, Nets | No. 3 pick, 1987

The first in a series of "Next Jordans" flamed out before producing a fraction of what MJ accomplished. Hopson averaged 10.9 points in five seasons.

Chris Washburn, Warriors | No. 3 pick, 1986

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The North Carolina State product totaled 222 points in 72 career games, as good a representative as any for a draft full of busts.

Jon Koncak, Hawks | No. 5 pick and Joe Kleine, Kings | No. 6 pick, 1985

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Koncak and Klein spent the bulk of their time in the NBA cashing in on their right to commit six fouls per game.

Sam Bowie, Trail Blazers | No. 2 pick, 1984

His selection underscores the cardinal rule behind NBA Draftology: You can't draft for need. The Blazers, flush with Jim Paxson and Clyde Drexler on the wings, needed a center and passed on drafting Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley and John Stockton. Bowie struggled with injuries throughout his 10-year run and finished with career averages of 10.9 points and 7.5 rebounds.

Bill Garnett, Mavericks | No. 4 pick, 1982

The former Wyoming star split four pedestrian seasons (5.5 points, 4.3 rebounds) between Dallas and Indiana.

Kent Benson, Bucks | No. 1 pick, 1977

It never got better for Benson than winning the national title at Indiana. He did stick in the NBA for 10 seasons but produced only three double-digit scoring campaigns.

LaRue Martin, Trail Blazers | No. 1 pick, 1972

Portland passed on future Hall of Famer Bob McAdoo to take fellow big man Martin, who never averaged more than seven points in his four NBA seasons. The Loyola product retired in 1976, a year before the Blazers won their first and only championship.

Ken Durrett, Cincinnati Royals | No. 4 pick, 1971

Durrett (pictured in the background, with the 76ers)) had more fouls (197) than field goals (192) in his four-year career, during which he averaged 10 minutes a game and never started.

Published Jun 23, 2015

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