As the NFL Goes to 17 Games, We'll Miss the .500 Season

As the NFL goes to a 17-game season, it's time to appreciate what will be a far less frequent occurrence: the .500 season. So let's raise a glass to those who exhausted themselves on the Great Hamster Wheel of Futility.

As the NFL goes to a 17-game season, it's time to appreciate what will be a far less frequent occurrence: the .500 season. So let's raise a glass to those who exhausted themselves on the Great Hamster Wheel of Futility.

Athletes and coaches sitting on a level teeter totter
Illustration by Cat Sims

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