Sour Rankings: Snap blunders, unnecessary dabbing rule Week 16

NFL’s Week 16 brought plenty of upsets and mishaps, from snap follies to dabbing overload, highlighted in Chris Burke’s Sour Rankings.

The updated Power Rankings arrive on Wednesday. But first, the Sour Rankings take a spin through the worst of the past week in the NFL …

10. The Seahawks’, uh, direct snap

Just cutting out the middle man, I guess.

The Seahawks gave us the most beautiful snap of the year. https://t.co/2dSNe3LpPJ pic.twitter.com/A3RWcYoBOj

— SB Nation GIF (@SBNationGIF) December 27, 2015

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9. Not how you treat the birthday boy

Carson Palmer celebrated his 36th birthday Sunday by helping his Cardinals rout Green Bay, thereby claiming a first-round bye. So, that was good for him.

This ... not so much:

Well, it is Carson Palmer's birthday...#GBvsAZ pic.twitter.com/be4vXJmq2H

— NFL (@NFL) December 27, 2015

Also this, from Green Bay’s Clay Matthews:

That’s no way to treat your elders, Clay.

8. That coin toss

Now that we fully know what happened, it sort of makes sense—the Patriots wanted to kickoff toward a specific end of the field in overtime, but in declaring the former they sacrificed their ability to choose the latter. Still, the whole scenario paving the way for a critical victory for the Jets was about as bizarre as they come.

Here's some of the confusion on the OT coin toss: https://t.co/qBllBnNPae

— Joe Giglio (@JoeGiglioSports) December 27, 2015

The game’s result held huge ramifications in the AFC playoff picture, too, so this could be one we’re talking about for awhile.

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7. Blake Bortles ... oof

The Jaguars were more competitive this season and their offense could be explosive in 2016. But they’re also 5–10 and will finish below .500 for the fifth straight year, so this play Sunday still sums the situation up well:

6. Kirk Cousins runs out the clock

Cousins can do little wrong of late—just ask the Washington fans who mobbed his car early Sunday morning to celebrate the team’s division title. He definitely got this one wrong, however ...

:06 left in the half.
Redskins have play called for the end zone.

Cousins takes a knee. Halftime. #WASvsPHI https://t.co/d4hUiSeKMX

— NFL (@NFL) December 27, 2015

When asked what went wrong on the play, Redskins coach Jay Gruden told the NFL Network, “We were going to throw a fade to Pierre Garcon ... I don’t know why Kirk took a knee, I’ll have to find out at halftime.”

• ​KAPLAN: Against all odds, Redskins win NFC East title

5. Travis Swanson spaces out

A lot of snap mishaps this week ... 

Photoshop was not used there in any way.

Detroit’s center simply did not snap the ball when everyone else expected him to, then held the post long past when the play had been blown dead. Were the fumblerooski still legal, the Lions might have been onto something here. 

4. The lights go out on Chip Kelly

Blake Bortles taking a snap to the groin was a decent visual representation of Jacksonville’s season. I challenge you to find a better example for Philadelphia than this, from Saturday night’s postgame press conference:

Chip Kelly addresses the media following #WASvsPHI.

And there go all of the lights... https://t.co/LnjzyYMytz

— NFL (@NFL) December 27, 2015

• FARRAR: Cardinals’ rout amplifies concerns about the Packers

3. Johnny Hekker gets in over his head

The Rams’ punter sent an unaware Cliff Avril flying after a punt Sunday, but Hekker may not have been ready for the fallout ...

This is funny, watch @STLouisRams punter Johnny Hekker dish out a hit but then want no part of taking one pic.twitter.com/6coMXaj6R2

— Chris Clark (@ChrisClark_) December 28, 2015

The “pick on someone your own size” adage works both ways.

2. Mitchell Schwartz is not a receiver

Johnny Manziel rushed for 108 yards Sunday, many of them coming as he scrambled out of trouble, and the Browns nearly pulled off an upset in Kansas City. The following play also happened:

Not great, Browns. https://t.co/qoX0JgKrKy

— Chris Burke (@ChrisBurkeNFL) December 27, 2015

During the Week 15 Thursday nighter, Dallas’s Matt Cassel was called for intentional grounding on an interception. Manziel drew a flag on the above attempt, as well, because there was not an eligible receiver in the area. Schwartz, Cleveland’s right tackle, was an ineligible receiver and the refs flagged him as such. 

Schwartz’s brother, Geoff, also an NFL lineman, wasn’t too impressed with the yards-after-catch effort.

I'm still dying laughing. He took a knee. Amazing. Only my brother. 😭😭😭. Schwartz for -5 yards pic.twitter.com/9wq7H2D76R

— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) December 27, 2015

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1. The death of “dabbing”

The celebration made famous by Cam Newton has taken over the league this season. It may have lost some (or all) of its swag Sunday. Where to begin, where to begin ...

How about with Don Shula?

#carolinapanthers pic.twitter.com/m3JF5aqhMr

— Don Shula (@DonShula) December 27, 2015

Or maybe with Atlanta owner Arthur Blank, who broke out the move after his team ended the Panthers’ perfect season?

#Falcons owner Arthur Blank in the press room dabbing. pic.twitter.com/Q4yAighJev

— D. Orlando Ledbetter (@DOrlandoAJC) December 27, 2015

What else ya got for us, rich white people? Oh, good, 90-year-old Martha Ford, getting a lesson from Golden Tate:

@JennaLaineBucs ...I'm afraid so. Or at least this is dangerously close pic.twitter.com/XrJAIZz4vT

— Ben Fennell (@BenFennell_NFL) December 27, 2015

The “best” of the unnecessary dabs came courtesy of Andy Reid, who let loose after his Chiefs clinched a playoff spot Sunday.

So, that should just about do it. RIP, dabbing (2015–’15).