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NFL Week 9 Power Rankings: Vikings, Texans, Raiders Show Some Life

Several teams that’d been left for dead by many over the last few weeks revived their playoff hopes with inspiring wins over the weekend.

Welcome to the Power Rankings. For a moment, I considered having an AI-generated introduction for this week just to see whether Google had been spying on my keystrokes for long enough to actually make itself useful. Alas, the technological monolith suggested I open with: “Hello and welcome to my haunted house.”

I think we hacks are safe from the technological revolution for at least a little bit longer.

I loved this past week of NFL action. With a lot of heavy hitters on bye, we saw the epitome of the league’s middle class throwing some absolute haymakers. The VikingsTexans and Raiders, among others, continue to pull themselves out of the dust on a week-by-week basis. No one is giving up. Taysom Hill, God bless him, is still out there slinging touchdowns. The NFC South will end like Reservoir Dogs.

But … isn’t that the way we’d want it? Neighboring sports like baseball and basketball have systematically tanked themselves to death. I met my wife the year the Baltimore Orioles made the playoffs in 2012 and enjoyed a very brief period of on-and-off contention before the team went dark for a half dozen years. On the verge of our 10th dating anniversary, they are finally relevant again.

I think I’d take being a fan of a team like the Vikings instead, where nothing seems to be able to knock the team totally off course. Not even a good business plan.

With that said, enjoy my haunted house.