Dan Orlovsky Leaves Mike Greenberg Speechless With Semi-Dirty Joke on ‘First Take’

ESPN's Dan Orlovsky cracked a joke about Jason Kelce’s shirtless antics in Buffalo that left Mike Greenberg speechless.
Dan Orlovsky Leaves Mike Greenberg Speechless With Semi-Dirty Joke on ‘First Take’
Dan Orlovsky Leaves Mike Greenberg Speechless With Semi-Dirty Joke on ‘First Take’ /
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Nearly a week after the game, we’re still talking about Jason Kelce’s shirtless antics in Buffalo. Why not? Kelce’s exuberance in the luxury suite that night—with Taylor Swift just a few feet away—was the most memorable thing an NFL player has done off the field in a long time. 

During Thursday’s edition of First Take on ESPN, Mike Greenberg brought up Kelce’s actions and didn’t sound too impressed with what the Philadelphia Eagles center got up to. He asked Dan Orlovsky how his wife would react if he’d done the same thing as Kelce. 

“She would try to have a fifth kid,” Orlovsky replied. 

The response left Greenberg at a loss for words. 

“I don’t understand what that means,” Greenberg said after a long pause. “She would be so attracted to you in that moment?”

Yeah, Greeny, you figured it out.

“If I did this, my wife would want to have a fifth child,” Orlovsky clarified. 

“If I did this, my wife would want to have a second husband,” Greenberg quipped. 

Greenberg’s take on what his wife would think is probably the more common one. In fact, it what Kelce’s wife, Kylie thought, too. 

“The moment we got into the suite, I said, ‘I’m taking my shirt off and I’m jumping out of that suite,’” Kelce said on his New Heights podcast with his brother, Travis. “And she was like, ‘Jason, don’t you dare.’”


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Dan Gartland is the writer and editor of Sports Illustrated’s flagship daily newsletter, SI:AM, covering everything an educated sports fan needs to know. He joined the SI staff in 2014, having previously been published on Deadspin and Slate. Gartland, a graduate of Fordham University, is a former Sports Jeopardy! champion (Season 1, Episode 5).