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Jacob Harris

Jacob Harris

Joined: Apr 23, 2024

Jacob Harris is a writer of semi-frequency for Arrowhead Report on SI.com. He previously wrote at a fluctuating pace for Arrowhead Addict. Follow Jacob’s Twitter @jacobnharris.

What if the AFC West Becomes the Quarterback Division from Hell?
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What if the AFC West Becomes the Quarterback Division from Hell?

The only thing that could stop a Kansas City Chiefs dynasty would be all of the best quarterbacks in the NFL simultaneously moving to the AFC West. It's a good thing that'll never happen... right?

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Everything Sucks About the Post-Super Bowl Patrick Mahomes Narratives
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Everything Sucks About the Post-Super Bowl Patrick Mahomes Narratives

The Kansas City Chiefs' Super Bowl loss was gross and painful. The aftermath is even more so.

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COVID Proved the NFL Can Be Efficient When It Wants To Be
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COVID Proved the NFL Can Be Efficient When It Wants To Be

A global pandemic showed, despite all past evidence saying otherwise, the NFL can react swiftly and efficiently.

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Mahomes vs. Brady Will Reshape the Narratives of Both Their Careers
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Mahomes vs. Brady Will Reshape the Narratives of Both Their Careers

Patrick Mahomes needs to beat Tom Brady in Super Bowl LV. If he doesn't, it'll be held against him forever. Brady needs to beat Mahomes. If he doesn't, he'll have left the door open for Mahomes to conquer his legacy.

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The Cleveland Browns Are the Kansas City Chiefs of Years Past
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The Cleveland Browns Are the Kansas City Chiefs of Years Past

For the Cleveland Browns, playoff wins have felt like an impossibility. The Kansas City Chiefs used to know that feeling.

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The Inevitability of the Kansas City Chiefs
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The Inevitability of the Kansas City Chiefs

Even when the Kansas City Chiefs win, they "don't win by enough." They're 14-1, but are finishing the season in a "wobbly fashion." None of this matters. The Chiefs are inevitable.

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Even Outside of Kansas City, the Chiefs are Everywhere
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Even Outside of Kansas City, the Chiefs are Everywhere

The Kansas City Chiefs have gone from obscure to oversaturated seemingly overnight.

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Patrick Mahomes and the Misunderstanding of Data
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Patrick Mahomes and the Misunderstanding of Data

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes is the best, and everyone knows it. No grades can change that.

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The Raiders Aren't the Villains They Want to Be
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The Raiders Aren't the Villains They Want to Be

The Las Vegas Raiders are wearing a costume of their former bad guy persona, and it's just as cute as can be.

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The Chiefs Are So Good, They're Almost Boring
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The Chiefs Are So Good, They're Almost Boring

The Kansas City Chiefs are so good that their games feel over before they even begin.

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Le'Veon Bell's Stint With the Kansas City Chiefs Will Work Out for Everyone
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Le'Veon Bell's Stint With the Kansas City Chiefs Will Work Out for Everyone

Le'Veon Bell is a member of the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he won't be. And it'll all work out just fine.

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Regular Season Wins Against the Chiefs are Lesser Teams' Super Bowls
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Regular Season Wins Against the Chiefs are Lesser Teams' Super Bowls

Fans and teams will revel in beating the Kansas City Chiefs in the regular season. That's OK. The Chiefs have bigger things to accomplish.

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