Micah Parsons Learns Lesson, Rips 'Fake-A** Cowboys Fan' Skip Bayless in Viral Rant

Micah Parsons Learns Lesson, Rips 'Fake-A** Dallas Cowboys Fan' Skip Bayless in Viral Rant

FRISCO - Micah Parsons has just learned a valuable lesson that has nothing to do with football.

We made the case early in the 2023 NFL season, when it was announced that the Dallas Cowboys star was to make weekly appearances on TV with Skip Bayless, that Parsons was "making a deal with the devil'' - and we meant that in an almost literal sense.

We've known Bayless on a personal level for more than 30 years. We know that he habitually uses those around him for his own gain, that he is a seedy and disloyal cockroach who long ago abandoned journalistic ethics for ugly gain.

And now Parsons knows it, too, as he is reponding to the Fox Sports "Undisputed'' host's snarky evaluation of the Cowboys’ performance in the playoffs as the Green Bay Packers crushed "America’s Team,'' 48—32, at AT&T Stadium.

Bayless - who is not a Cowboys fan but has, rather, grabbed that title the way an actor accepts a role - tweeted that he looked forward to Micah's podcast, because that’s “what he does best.”

Parsons responded to Bayless in a fiery tweet on Friday morning, calling the commentator a “fake a** Cowboys fan.”

You just a hating ass mf who mad I ain’t want to do your show?! Where was all this when you were on my nuts wanting me to come on your show every Tuesday!! You lame asf skip real shit, fake ass cowboys fan!! https://t.co/gVHOSwoR4Y

— Micah Parsons (@MicahhParsons11) January 19, 2024

Wrote Micah: "You just a hating a** mf who mad I ain’t want to do your show?! Where was all this when you were on my nuts wanting me to come on your show every Tuesday!! You lame asf skip real shit, fake a** cowboys fan!!''

To set the record straight ...

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One: Parsons at one point, it seems agreed to make a weekly appearance on Bayless’s ridiculous show before thinking better of it.

Two: Bayless is not ripping the Cowboys as a fan because he's "mad'' about that. He's ripping the Cowboys because as transparent as it is, he makes a profit doing so.

Skip Bayless didn't just become a "fake-a** Cowboys fan'' because of a "beef'' with Micah Parsons. But if that helps Parsons and other Cowboys people to understand why they should avoid any association with this unethical barnacle of a human? Good. Lesson learned.