'The Waterboy': How Cowboys' Micah Parsons Terrorized Youth Football - VIDEO

Cowboys star Micah Parsons enjoys telling the story of being nicknamed "The Waterboy'' at age 6 because, like Adam Sandler's film character Bobby Boucher, he didn't really know what he was doing ... but he sure liked to hit people.

FRISCO - Micah Parsons has, ever since his arrival in Dallas via the 2021 NFL Draft, talked of wanting to be a ball-carrier. At practice, he still toys with the concept, every once in a while taking a pitchout from quarterback Dak Prescott, every once in a while lining up to return a punt just for fun.

But once upon a time, Parsons - maybe the best defensive players in the league - was the best offensive player in the neighborhood back in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania ... while at the same time performing with a hard-hitting style.

Parsons enjoys telling the story of being nicknamed "The Waterboy'' at age 6 because, like Adam Sandler's film character Bobby Boucher, he didn't really know what he was doing ... but he sure liked to hit people.

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And by the time he got to high school? The Dallas Cowboys "Lion-backer'' - who has recorded 26.5 sacks, six forced fumbles, three fumble recoveries in 33 games as a pro as he leads his team into Week 1's "Sunday Night Football'' visit to the New York Giants - was a ball-carrying phenom.

Oh, he played defense, too. But as noted by NFL Films in its promotion of a new "A Football Life,'' "@MicahhParsons11 really scored a touchdown every four carries as a high school rusher.''

In total, Parsons scored 27 touchdowns in his senior year ... and yes, he did that on just 112 touches.

"I always believed I was a running back, and I will stay true to that word my whole life,'' Parsons said. "But being a (pass-)rusher might be the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.''

Indeed, Parsons seems to have found his calling ... but yes, even as a little kid, he jumps off the screen as a ball-carrier.

Parsons, now 24, has demonstrated lightning-fact speed in the NFL for a man his size. (Micah is around 6-3 and 245.) But some of that was evident all along ... though maybe not as evident as his intimidating presence as someone - from youth league to high school - who opponents obviously weren't very excited about having to tackle.


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MIKE FISHER

Mike Fisher - as a newspaper beat writer and columnist and on radio and TV, where he is an Emmy winner - has covered the NFL since 1983 and the Dallas Cowboys since 1990, is the author of two best-selling books on the Cowboys.