XXX's and O's? Ex Patriots’ Belichick Lands Unusual Job Offer

Finally a free agent after 24 years at the helm of the New England Patriots, Bill Belichick has been extended a most unusual job offer.

We're on to ... adult entertainment?

Bill Belichick has wasted no time finding new employment since he was removed from the New England Patriots' head coaching spot after 24 seasons last week. The Atlanta Falcons confirmed an interview with Belichick had been staged for their own vacancy on Monday and they likely won't be the last to inquire about his services. 

Case in point: with Belichick finally free of his Foxborough restraints, adult webcam site CamSoda has offered him a five-year, $10 million deal to appear as a "clothing optional" model.

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CamSoda made its case in a letter from company vice president Daryn Parker, who claimed to be inspired by a video of a shirtless Belichick captured on a Ring doorbell camera. The clip went viral thanks in part to an appearance on "The Pat McAfee Show" and was enough to convince Parker that Belichick should grace his site's streams.

"We here at CamSoda - a leading adult webcam company - have been scouting you for some time," Parker writes in the letter sent to Patriots Country. "Ever since you walked out of that house shirtless on that Ring camera, we knew you had the physical makeup of a successful cam model."

Parker makes sure to note in his scouting report, however, that Belichick wouldn't be hired just for his looks.

"You have that barrel chest physique that so many women love, not to mention the charm, the charisma, the bubbly disposition that pulls people in," Parker lauded. "Put simply, you’re a blue-chip prospect who has all the physical attributes and intangibles to make a lot of money performing on CamSoda."

Though Belichick wouldn't carry the duties of CamSoda's general manager, Parker promised the eight-time champion some form of creative control: in addition to an eight-figure payday, the site promises to change its logo to a goat ("out of respect, obviously") in the name of "let(ting) people know the greatest of all time is performing on the greatest adult webcam site of all time."

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Despite Parker's best efforts, don't expect Belichick to accept his generous offer. Beyond Atlanta, there are six other active head coaching vacancies across the NFL ... and more could be on the way after Wild Card weekend.