Happy Fourth of July: 247 Reasons to Celebrate Patriots, America's Sports

From Sam "Bam" Cunningham to Tom Brady to JuJu Smith-Schuster, let's celebrate the Fourth of July with 247 reasons to love the New England Patriots and Boston sports.

Happy Birthday, America’s Sports! From guns to gay rights to GOATs and even golf, America finds itself fiercely divided.

Thankfully we have sports to keep us united, or at least from completely unraveling at the seams. Even apart, thanks to sports, we stand together.

We may not love the same teams, but we do cherish the games, leagues, players and moments that provide respite from the larger issues threatening to crowbar us as a country. Without sports, this Fourth of July would be all red, white and boo. It’s as though the victory cigars light the fireworks.

That said, we’re in a slump. America once dominated around the globe. Don’t look now, but the world has closed the gap. In some cases, foreigners are even hogging hardware.

Basketball's biggest slam-dunk superstar since LeBron James? French 19-year-old, Victor Wembanyama. The most dynamic player in baseball? Japan’s Shohei Ohtani, by a mile. And, once portrayed as a heinous villain, Saudi Arabian-back LIV Golf is now merging - and controlling? - the once-proud PGA.

The MVPs of our last major team championship series? World Series - Jeremy Pena (Domican Republic), Stanley Cup - Jonathan Marchessault (Canada), NBA Finals - Nikola Jokic (Serbia). Thank God for the Super Bowl - Patrick Mahomes (U S of A!).

What once was Mike Tyson is now Tyson Fury, Oleksandr Usyk and Daniel Dubois (boxing), Lance Armstrong is now Jonas Vingegaard (cycling), Pete Sampras now Novak Djokovic (tennis) and Tiger Woods (golf) is now Jon Rahm and Rory McIlroy. The last American to capture the U.S. Open men’s tennis title was Andy Roddick 20 years ago; two of the last three U.S. Open golf tournaments were won by non-Americans.

Not long ago we set our American watches by the championship appearances of LeBron and Serena Williams. LeBron’s Lakers haven’t sniffed a title in three years. Serena won her last major in 2017.

The NBA’s last five MVPs are from Cameroon (Joel Embiid), Serbia (Jokic) and Greece (Giannis Antetokounmpo). In the last 13 Ryder Cups we’re 4-9. The U.S. hasn’t won the Davis Cup since 2007. We won’t win the Tour de France. We’ve only won one World Baseball Classic, losing to Japan in the title game earlier this year. We never advance past the Round of 16 in the men’s World Cup. We’re not even a lock any longer to win sailing’s America’s Cup.

Thankfully, all is not lost. The NFL – America’s real pastime – has never had an MVP born outside our borders. And if we really wanna go jingoistic, thanks to our most dominant “athlete” – Joey Chestnut – America has won 15 of the last 16 July 4th Hot Dog Eating championships.

We may need to squint a little harder to see them, but there are still countless reasons to be proud of American sports on the country’s 247th birthday. On this Fourth of July – between the burgers and bikinis – take time to admire and appreciate each unique flame on this homemade, sports-centric cake: 247 candles, 247 reminders why we love our games and the people who play them.

Here’s hoping it reminds you how fortunate we are to have a variety of sports, and the freedom to choose which ones we love and/or loathe.

Happy Birthday, America’s sports!

Consume this list in one barbecued bite. Or nibble all during the holiday. Whatever.

It is, after all, a free country.

247. Tom Brady's homecoming.

246. Hosting World Cup 2026

245. Face masks on sports helmets and Jaylen Brown, not COVID heads.

244. Bill Belichick: All hoodie, no hoopla.

243. Hondo Havlicek.

242. Aaron Hernandez, Josh Brent, Tim Donaghy, Lance Armstrong, Terdema Ussery, Dan Snyder and Deshaun Watson, each held accountable.

241. Cris Collinsworth’s insight and Tony Romo’s intuition.
240. Zion Williamson’s hops and hope.
239. Brittney Griner, "home" and hoopin.

238. Aaron Judge’s exit velocity.
237. Johnny Football, fleeting as it was.
236. Wiffle Ball in the back yard.
235. Labor peace in baseball.

234. Kawhi Leonard’s humility, more than his health.
233. Kristaps Porzingis, missing link?

232. Bobby Orr.

231. Matt Patricia "traded" for Bill O'Brien.

230. Manny being Manny.

229. The Chief.

228. Arch in Austin: Continuing the Manning family legacy?

227. Dave Roberts’ stolen base, when all seemed lost.

226. The star on the helmet.
225. Yankees pinstripes.
224. The 18th at Pebble Beach.
223. Dollar Dog Night.

222. Vince Wilfork’s overalls

221. “Hail Mary” and Touchdown Jesus.
220. The Ice Bowl, the Rose Bowl and the Beer ’n Bowl.
219. Dave Cowens’ floor burns.

218. Cameron Crazies and Reunion Rowdies
217. Eldrick “Tiger” Woods.
216. Fisk around the foul pole.

215. Serena and Venus Williams.
214. Boston’s Green Monster and Augusta’s green jacket.
213. The 12th Man.
212. Brian’s Song.
211. Sammy Baugh, Doak Walker, Davey O’Brien and Kyler Murray, soaring over their size.

210. “H-O-R-S-E,” “Hot Box” and “Tackle the Man with the Football.”
209. Happy Valley and March Madness.
208. Vince Young in, around and through USC’s defense.
207. The 7th-inning stretch and “Down the stretch they come!”
206. Army-Navy.
205. Kevin McHale’s Fred Astaire-footwork on the low block.

204. Caddyshack.
203. “Gentlemen, start your engines!”
202. Justin Leonard on 17, 1999 at Brookline.

201. Vince Lombardi.
200. Paul Pierce-Kevin Garnett-Ray Allen, circa 2008.

199. Kobe Bryant's competitive streak.

198. JuJu Smith-Schuster, upgrade over Jakobi Meyers?

197. The Three J’s, The Four Horsemen and The Fab Five.

196. “It ain’t over ’til it’s over.”
195. Hawg hats and Minnesota Fats.
194. Tommy Heinsohn, on the floor and behind the mic.

193. A two-putt birdie.
192. Wide Right and Student Body Left.
191. Josh Hamilton’s power electrifying Yankee Stadium in the Home Run Derby.
190. The smell of fresh-cut grass on Opening Day.
189. Sam “Bam” Cunningham over the pile.

188. Boban Marjanovic’s size and disposition.
187. Pizza delivered exactly five minutes before kickoff.
186. Robert Kraft’s philanthropy.

185. “The Immaculate Reception.”
184. Jinxing a no-hitter.
183. Jimmy Connors at Flushing Meadows. At night.
182. Alligator arms, swim moves and The Shark. Kenny Gant, not Greg Norman.
181. Tom Dempsey’s long kick with a short foot.
180. Rivalry week.

179. Underdogs.
178. Pat Patriot and the throwback reds.

177. Fans who refuse to do “The Wave.”
176. Hat tricks via bicycle kicks.
175. Rocket, Clemens and Ismail.

174. NFL Films.
173. God’s gifts to Bo Jackson, Deion Sanders and Bob Hayes.
172. Bobby Knight’s sweaters. And trifecta bettors.
171. Curt Schilling’s bloody sock.

170. Al Horford’s old man strength.

169. Red Zone Channel.
168. Two points, three-peats and four-baggers through the five hole.
167. Marcus Smart’s legacy of tenacity.

166. Slap Shot.
165. Wes Welker and Julian Edelman, splendid in the slot.

164. John Wooden’s program, Jerry Tarkanian’s towel and Red Auerbach’s cigar.
163. Booing Roger Goodell. Admiring Adam Silver.
162. Taking your glove to the game.
161. Andre Tippett’s speed around the corner.

160. “Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!”
159. Amen corner. And Death Valley.
158. Nike vs. Reebok vs. Adidas vs. Under Armor.
157. No. 16 over No. 1.
156. “Boomer Sooner”, “Rocky Top” and “wake up the echoes.”
155. Kindred spirits who also hate Joe Buck.
154. Phil Jackson’s Triangle and Dean Smith’s four corners.
153. The Bruins' record-setting regular season.

152. The Great One, The Greatest and all the GOATS.
151. Instant replay.
150. Monday Night Football’s original theme music.
149. “Havlicek stole the ball!”
148. A-Roid.
147. Don Nelson’s beautiful back-rim bonce.

146. Between the hedges.
145. Shutting up Spike Lee.
144. Yaz.

143. The chills + a hangover + the day off = Jan. 1 bowl day.
142. Two minutes for roughing.
141. 30 for 30.

140. The Cubs’ “Friendly Confines” vs. the Raiders’ “Black Hole.”
139. The Zamboni.
138. Yankees-Red Sox, Duke-North Carolina and Michigan-Ohio State.
137. ”He could … go … all .. the … way … !!!”
136. Tedy Bruschi, manning the middle.

135. Tailgating, tickets or not.
134. Heisman hype.
133. Bob Cousy, ahead of his time.

132. Eyeballs vs. analytics.
131. Damon’s dagger at Yankee Stadium.

130. Tim Duncan’s bank shot.
129. Rick Barry’s underhand free throw.
128. Goal-line stands and the Stanford band.
127. “Can I have your autograph?”
126. Brady in the pocket and Patrick Mahomes out of it.
125. Kevin Durant, fickle championship-chaser.

124. Bill Parcells’ football foundation.

123. Lambeau Field, January.
122. Sports talk radio wars.
121. Then: Defense wins championships; Now: First one to 50.
120. “Steeeerriiiike Three!,” “Let’s play two!” and “We’re No. 1!”
119. Big Papi, when desperation beckoned.

118. Dropping the gloves. And catching big air.
117. Kareem’s “Sky Hook” and Errol Spence Jr.’s right hook.
116. “Coooold beeeeeer!!”
115. Robert Horry, Adam Vinatieri and Mariano Rivera, when it really mattered.
114. Bobblehead night.
113. The fair pole.
112. Anyone who beats Nick Saban.
111. Wade Boggs’ art of the single.

110. Your baseball cap in the dishwasher; shoestring around your glove.
109. Office pools.
108. “Pistol Pete”, Sampras and/or Maravich.
107. Day games, especially at Fenway on Fourth of July.
106. “The Catch.”
105. Troy Brown’s two-way stardom.

104. “Hey, ump, you’re missing a great game!”
103. Silky smooth rookie Christian Gonzalez.

102. Soccer moms.

101. Michael Johnson’s golden shoes.
100. Pedro’s precision.

99. Shirts and skins.
98. “The Iceman.”
97. 17-0 in ’72.
96. Winners and losers. Not participation plaques.
95. Yellow cards, yellow flags and the yellow first-down line.
94. Teddy Ballgame, .406 in 1941.

93. 56-game hitting streak.
92. “Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk!”
91. Mulligans.
90. “You Cannot Be Serious!” and “Practice? We talkin’ ’bout practice?!”
89. J.J. Watt, American hero.
88. Skip Bayless, permanently muted.
87. The two-minute warning.
86. Malcolm Butler, saving Super Sunday.

85. The Laker Girls and the Cowboys Cheerleaders.
84. Ryder Cup vs. Davis Cup vs. Stanley Cup.
83. “GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!”
82. Patriots receiver, DeAndre Hopkins?

81. Floyd “Money” Mayweather.
80. Ray Bourque and Phil Esposito.

79. “Phi Slamma Jamma.”
78. 6-4-3.
77. Doug Flutie at Chestnut Hill. Mac Jones at Gillette Stadium.

76. Montana to Rice. Stockton to Malone. Meredith to Cosell.

75. GEICO commercials.
74. “You are looking live … !”
73. Joe Torre’s stare, Steve Nash’s hair and the Golden Bear.

72. “Sweetness.”
71. Phyllis George and Erin Andrews.
70. “And one!”
69. Bull Durham.
68. “Pig-soooooiiiieee!”
67. Charlie Hustle. And Uncle Charlie.
66. Robert Williams' relentless energy.

65. Cold dreary Sunday. Warm comfy couch. Big screen TV.
64. John Hannah.

63. Christian Laettner’s turnaround.
62. Tuck Rule.

61. Steph’s Warriors dynasty vs. Jordan’s Bulls dynasty.

60. “The Curse of the Bambino.”
59. The Swamp, The Pit and The Big House.
58. Cal Ripken Jr. and Dale Earnhardt Sr.
57. Evel Knievel.
56. Wilt’s 100 points vs. Russell’s 11 rings.
55. Rice and Lynn.

54. Eight seconds. And Title IX.
53. Sudden death.
52. Churchill Downs, first Saturday in May.
51. Madison Square Garden.
50. Mixed doubles, stand-up doubles and triple-doubles.
49. $1 billion stadiums. $12-an-hour chain gangs.
48. Fever Pitch.

47. Bear Bryant.
46. Mississippi State’s cowbells, Atlanta’s Tomahawk Chop.
and Pittsburgh’s Terrible Towels.
45. Rocky, Rudy and Prefontaine.
44. Larry Legend.
43. Byron Nelson’s legacy, on and off the course.
42. Jackie Robinson.

41. Dr. J.
40. Mark Cuban’s passion. And wallet.
39. Kraft, holding Belichick accountable.

38. Strike zone, matchup zone and zone blitz.
37. Luka Doncic, s-l-o-w motion superstar.

36. Wrigley’s ivy.
35. “Showtime.”
34. Sha-sheff-ski, spelled K-r-z-y-z-e-w-s-k-i.
33. The Babes. Ruth and Didrikson Zaharias. Sorry, Laufenberg.
32. U.S. soccer, women’s version.
31. 73*.
30. The Fat Lady. And the skinny post.
29. The parquet floor.

28. 86-year curse, kaput.

27. Larry Brown, from 12th-round afterthought to Cowboys’ Super Bowl MVP.

26. The Boston Marathon.

25. Nacho cheese on your chin. Smile on your lips.
24. Patriots' "Pride."
23. Charles Barkley's brutal honesty.
22. Keith Jackson’s “Whoa, Nellie!” and Dick Enberg’s “Oh, my!”
21. The 7-10 split.
20. Jayson Tatum’s ever-expanding ceiling.

19. Falcons 28, Patriots 3.

18. LeBron James, indeed “The Chosen One.”
17. ESPN’s SportsCenter. TNT’s Inside The NBA and HBO’s Real Sports.
16. John Madden, forever.
15. Magic.
14. The checkered flag.
13. Pat Summerall, Chick Hearn and Vin Scully.
12. The bell, the buzzer, the horn, the gun and, especially, the organ.
11. Rafael Devers: Big power in his bat; giant dip giant in his lip.

10. Tom Landry’s fedora.

9. Ty Law, shutdown.

8. Hoosiers.
7. High-fiving a complete stranger.

6. Boston braggadocio: 17 NBA banners, nine World Series trophies, six Super Bowl rings and six Stanley Cups.

5. Game. Seven. (Except at TD Garden, against Florida opponents, in 2023.)
4. “Do you believe in miracles? Yes!!”
3. And with the 199th overall pick in the 2000 NFL Draft, the Patriots select …

2. Our national anthem, before every single game. Kneeling or not.
1. The freedom to love the Patriots, and hate “America’s Team.”

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