Weirdest Hockey Mascots
Weirdest Hockey Mascots
Harvey: Calgary Flames
You'd think a team with a name like the Flames would employ a fire-themed mascot like the ill-fated Scorch (inset), but Harvey the Hound has been Calgary's alpha dog since 1984. His droopy tongue is the oddest thing about him, and it made an inviting target for Oilers coach Craig MacTavish, who ripped it out of Harvey's mouth during a 2003 game.
Stinger: Columbus Blue Jackets
The Blue Jackets' Civil War connection is not always immediately recognized, so it was fitting that Boomer the Cannon (inset) was often mistaken for a bong, mustachioed male genitalia, or a sausage between two pizza wheels after his introduction in 2010. His plug was quickly pulled, leaving the team with its original mascot, Stinger, who seems to be a play on a yellow jacket except that he's green.
HockeyBird: NHL
Introduced for the league's 2014 Stadium Series of outdoor games, it's an odd hybrid of a puck and an Angry Bird topped with Groucho Marx eyebrows. All it needs is a cigar and some Marxist zingers like, "Bettman, you have the brain of a four-year-old boy and I bet he was glad to get rid of it."
Max: Manchester Monarchs (AHL)
Clearly a kin of Bailey, the L.A. Kings' lion mascot, Max's purple snout summons Marxist images of Groucho's greasepaint mustache. Like HockeyBird, he could also use a nice big cheroot in the corner of his mouth.
Fin: Vancouver Canucks
We get that he's supposed to be an orca like the one on the team's crest, but Fin's uncanny resemblance to the malevolent creature in the Alien movies is a bit unnerving. And he's often seen biting people's heads.
Twister: Cincinnati Cyclones (ECHL)
Whatever it is, it's the stuff of bad dreams ... or an Alien prequel.
Victor E. Green: Dallas Stars
The NHL's newest mascot is an alien with hockey sticks for antennas. The outer space thing does make sense for a team called the Stars, and his name either refers to the club's official colors or, as some have speculated, Norman Green, the former owner who spirited the franchise away from Minnesota in 1993.
Audie: Utica Comets (AHL)
A cross between a big little green man and actor Eugene Levy?
Youppi!: Montreal Canadiens
What is he? The former mascot of the Montreal Expos. Youppi! (French for "Yippee!") was taken in by the storied Habs after the MLB team relocated to Washington for the 2005 season and left him on his own.
Sparky: New York Islanders
What hath a dragon to do with the Islanders? Like Montreal's Youppi!, Sparky was once employed by a team in another sport (in this case Charles Wang's NY Dragons of the Arena Football League). After Wang bought the Isles in 2000, Sparky replaced the shabby, vaguely creepy Nyisles (inset), who was supposed to be seafarer like the fisherman on the team's infamous crest of mid-90s.
Badaboum: Quebec Nordiques
I am the Walrus? The Nordiques' mascot, which must have a sibling named Badabing, was abandoned when the team moved to Colorado, became the Avalanche, and upgraded to Howler the Yeti.
Bernie: Colorado Avalanche
In 2009, the Avs replaced the somewhat scurvy Howler the Yeti (inset), who'd been spotted in the Pepsi Center stands for two years, with Bernie, a St. Bernard with a cask (or is it a football?) attached to its chin.
Spike: Toledo Walleye (ECHL)
A cousin of the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Obviously works for scale.
Stormy: Carolina Hurricanes
Granted, finding a suitable mascot for a team named after a meteorological maelstrom is a challenge, but Stormy gives one paws, er, pause. If you're not from the Tar Heel State, you're probably unaware that he's an homage to North Carolina's many hog farms and that Ice Hogs was considered as a name for the former Whalers after they relocated from Hartford in 1997.
Thunderbug: Tampa Bay Lightning
He's a lightning bug (aka a firefly), and that's all well and good. We like him, actually, but he appears to be related to Pac-man.
MeLVin: Lehigh Valley Phantoms (AHL)
Yogi Bear as conceived on an acid trip.
Roscoe: Milwaukee Admirals (AHL)
Aye, and a scurvy vision he be with that somewhat macabre jersey.
Hat Trick: Norfolk Admirals (AHL)
Oh, that demented grin.