Rapper Wale’s sly Dallas Cowboys burn in epic Philadelphia Eagles rant

The die-hard celebrity Washington Commanders fan was livid losing Jahan Dotson to the Birds, but he had mostly love for Philly. The Cowboys on the other hand…

Rapper Wale performs from the Boom Stage on the first day of the 2022 Forecastle Festival. / Matt Stone/Courier Journal / USA TODAY NETWORK

The Philadelphia Eagles won the Jahan Dotson trade.

At least, that’s definitely what rapper Wale, a native of Washington D.C. and a Washington Commanders fan, believes, and he hilariously went on an X (formerly Twitter) rant. (Although he might feel differently if it was to free up a trade for disgruntled San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Brandon AIyuk.)

The eagles neeed to get hit a RICO.. they doin somethin illegal over there. Im tellin @NFL can u investigate the @Eagles . Thnx

— Wale (@Wale) August 22, 2024

I love the city of Philly so much .. and they know it... it's a shame they find such joy in my agony .please take care of our good man Dotson

Oh oh but . if I see a Jahan eagles jersey at my Philly show im gettin u removed 👋🏿

— Wale (@Wale) August 22, 2024

Wale’s first tweet got a lot of attention, but his subsequent tweets were generally ignored. That’s where the real comedy gold was executed. His line about loving the city of Philly with the caveat that he’ll have any fan removed from his show if he or she shows up in a Dotson Philadelphia Eagles jersey is hilarious. Then there’s this gem.

See I can joke around wit da eagles fans they cool. And some of the giants fans ... but that team wit that blue thing on that helmet ... we are all here for yall downfall 🥰

— Wale (@Wale) August 22, 2024

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If there’s anything that can bring Commanders, Eagles, and New York Giants fans together, it’s a shared hatred of the Dallas Cowboys. So if it was Dak Prescott throwing darts to the former NFL first-round wide receiver Dotson instead of Jalen Hurts, Wale would have been apoplectic.

Time will tell if Wale turns to celebration tweets with an Aiyuk trade that would be a huge boost to rookie quarterback Jayden Daniels’ confidence and playmaking ability, or if he’ll bitterly be watching Dotson and the Eagles run rampant in the NFC East... as long as it’s not the Cowboys.

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