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Patrice Evra Celebrates Thanksgiving by Getting Intimate With a Raw Turkey

That’s a good way to get salmonella. 

Dan Gartland

Patrice Evra Celebrates Thanksgiving by Getting Intimate With a Raw Turkey
Patrice Evra Celebrates Thanksgiving by Getting Intimate With a Raw Turkey /

Former Manchester United fullback Patrice Evra loves Thanksgiving. How much? Enough to post a video on Instagram where he performs what can only be described as sexual acts with a raw turkey. 

Evra frequently posts videos on his Instagram page that he tags with “#ilovethisgame” but Wednesday’s pre-Thanksgiving edition took an unusual turn. 

Yes, that’s Evra carressing, kissing and spanking a raw turkey to the tune of “Slow Motion (Remix)” by Kirko Bangz. It’s a bad idea for any number of reasons, not the least of which is that getting raw turkey in your mouth is a good way to contract salmonella poisoning. Here’s hoping Evra doesn’t end up spending his Thanksgiving vomiting. 

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Dan Gartland
DAN GARTLAND

Dan Gartland is the writer and editor of Sports Illustrated’s flagship daily newsletter, SI:AM, covering everything an educated sports fan needs to know. He joined the SI staff in 2014, having previously been published on Deadspin and Slate. Gartland, a graduate of Fordham University, is a former Sports Jeopardy! champion (Season 1, Episode 5).

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