Daily Bagel: Serena jokes she'll become Danish and adopt Wozniacki

The Daily Bagel is your dose of the interesting reporting, writing and quipping from around the Internet. • The Danish journalists couldn't help but ask Serena

The Daily Bagel is your dose of the interesting reporting, writing and quipping from around the Internet.

• The Danish journalists couldn't help but ask Serena questions about Wozniacki, and Serena responded with her plans to adopt the Dane.

• Roger Federerhasn't been able to practice in Lille due to his back. The Davis Cup final, played on clay in a best-of five-format, starts Friday. Not good. 

• Katrina Adams has been appointed USTA President.

• Eugenie Bouchard was voted WTA Most Improved Player. 

• Belinda Bencic was named WTA Newcomer of the Year. I can only assume she won in a landslide.

• Still jonesing for some ATP tennis? The ATP Challenger Tour Finals are this week. 

• The Federer/Wawrinka kerfuffle has everyone feeling nostalgic about the old days of "Bad Boy Tennis". 

• Per The Telegraph -- which has been all over this Fed-Mirka-Stan thing: Mirka Federer has "bosoms of steel". 

• Kei Nishikori: "I felt like a child at the ATP Finals."

• Steve Tignor wraps up the ATP World Tour Finals, which put the "WTF" in the "WTFs". 

• You can vote for WTA Hot Shot of the Year. Here are the nominees, grouped into two groups:

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• Sad to hear the Portugal Open is no more.